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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

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Flirting Ettiquette

I’m no dating expert, but I would suggest two tips to dudes who are trying to hit on a girl that is not a Rock of Love reject:

1. Even if you know for a fact that a girl is Latina, don’t call her “Mami”. Gross.
2. Don’t wear an “I Heart Strippers” t-shirt while trying to initiate a conversation. Besides, you already blew it with “Mami.”

Actually, if this is your flirting m.o., maybe you should just never ever leave the house except to go to your annual Ed Hardy conventions. That might be best for everyone concerned.

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

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This is fact, not fiction / for the first time time in years..

Since I’m feeling a little weird today—a little mopey, a little restless—and my car is in the shop, I’m trying to narrow down my to-do list today. Here are some of the options:

1. Drink
2. Watch a movie on my computer (one of my friends has been praising Gran Torino)
3. Organize my iTunes collection and start rating songs
4. Clean room, organize files, etc.

I’m thinking it’s going to be option 1 during which I’ll also do a little of option 2 and option 3.

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

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jessperation: skylinesandshipwrecks: quote-book: icanread: (via allposters)

jessperation:

skylinesandshipwrecks:

quote-book:

icanread:

(via allposters)
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Wednesday, April 8, 2009

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I've been slacking

I haven’t really been devoting much time to Tumblr lately, for a few random reasons….this might change soon, but not sure if for the better or worse.

For reasons I can’t get into quite yet, things are going to change really soon. It’s sort of the end of an era, but the beginning of something that I think will be great. And I know I’m being sort of cryptic, which is a bit of an a-hole thing to do, but it’s not really my announcement to make yet.

Still, it’s all good happy fun news.

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Sunday, March 15, 2009

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I’m probably making myself sound like a crazy cat lady…. But this is my cat Dorian. It’s been a bit of a crappy weekend, but there’s just something impossibly sweet about how this little fuzzball likes to find me, then  stakes out a little spot near me to nap while I’m typing away that makes things seem not so bad.

I’m probably making myself sound like a crazy cat lady….

But this is my cat Dorian. It’s been a bit of a crappy weekend, but there’s just something impossibly sweet about how this little fuzzball likes to find me, then  stakes out a little spot near me to nap while I’m typing away that makes things seem not so bad.

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(via cameronchristopher)

(via cameronchristopher)

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molls: cassandracoutard: deathbyrubies: Paul Rudd is such a husband. I have really complicated, long-term feelings for him that date back as early to me being 12 years old and watching Clueless on the living room couch every single day after school for all of 6th and 7th grade. I wore that VHS out. If I ever hear anything negative about him around town, which in three years has happened all of twice, my brain shuts down and I won’t compute what’s being said. You can’t ruin this man for me. He means too much. I sort of thought I saw him like ten feet away from me at the Farmer’s Market, but my friends said I must be blind and the guy looked nothing like P. Rudd. I think they were lying to try to get at him themselves.

molls:

cassandracoutard:

deathbyrubies:

Paul Rudd is such a husband. I have really complicated, long-term feelings for him that date back as early to me being 12 years old and watching Clueless on the living room couch every single day after school for all of 6th and 7th grade. I wore that VHS out. If I ever hear anything negative about him around town, which in three years has happened all of twice, my brain shuts down and I won’t compute what’s being said. You can’t ruin this man for me. He means too much.

I sort of thought I saw him like ten feet away from me at the Farmer’s Market, but my friends said I must be blind and the guy looked nothing like P. Rudd. I think they were lying to try to get at him themselves.

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Saturday, March 14, 2009

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nedhepburn: folkinz: “that bird better not mess up my credit” i identify with brian fellow. My high school buddies and I used to be obsessed with this skit. Maybe due to that nostalgia, it’s still in my top 5 SNL skits

nedhepburn:

folkinz:

“that bird better not mess up my credit”

i identify with brian fellow.

My high school buddies and I used to be obsessed with this skit. Maybe due to that nostalgia, it’s still in my top 5 SNL skits

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molls: dirtypreston: pleasedontsqueezetheshaman: Castle constructed from various drugs, 1978-1980 OMG, PARTY @ DRUGZ MANSION!!! This almost beats the stock photo I found when I googled “pill sandwich” years ago.

molls:

dirtypreston:

pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:

Castle constructed from various drugs, 1978-1980

OMG, PARTY @ DRUGZ MANSION!!!

This almost beats the stock photo I found when I googled “pill sandwich” years ago.

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Friday, March 6, 2009

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soupsoup: awesomejuice: This is just getting stupid. You know what cracks me up the most is the convenience charge. You are paying for the convenience of them not needing to have the overhead of a brick and mortar operation to sell something they don’t even really need to ship to you (as most tickets can be printed now.) What other ass backwards businesses do you know on the internet that charge you for the fact that they’re saving money by doing business with you online. If you’re gonna take my money for helping you save money, please at least spare me from having my intelligence insulted. Call it what it is. A fucking you in the ass fee. Dear God, With the dozens and dozens of companies going out of business these days, couldn’t you pretty please make Ticketmaster be one of them? Thanks!Liz

soupsoup:

awesomejuice:

This is just getting stupid.

You know what cracks me up the most is the convenience charge.

You are paying for the convenience of them not needing to have the overhead of a brick and mortar operation to sell something they don’t even really need to ship to you (as most tickets can be printed now.)

What other ass backwards businesses do you know on the internet that charge you for the fact that they’re saving money by doing business with you online.

If you’re gonna take my money for helping you save money, please at least spare me from having my intelligence insulted. Call it what it is.

A fucking you in the ass fee.

Dear God,

With the dozens and dozens of companies going out of business these days, couldn’t you pretty please make Ticketmaster be one of them? Thanks!

Liz

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